Pet Names

Pet names have always been, well, interesting at our house. Hubs has a special knack for coming up with bizarre combinations. When he finds one he really likes, it'll stick for a couple weeks.

Without further adieu, I present to you, my newest pet name:

DILL WEASEL.

I did ask for some clarification on whether I am:
a) a furry creature that lives amongst dill
b) some kind of topiary creation made of dill and shaped like a weasel
but we're still awaiting a final ruling on that.